Ode to KatMAT ( by D. Holgate)
There once was a madman named Herrlich.
For society he was too gefaehrlich,
So they locked him away
With cats, knowing they
Could make him less mad and more ehrlich.
This prison, they call it KatMAT.
It's amazing it's inmates aren't fat!
Once a week they are forced
By prison guard Porst
To eat piles of cake while they chat.
Should you ever travel that way,
Be sure to lengthen your stay.
Very soon I must pack,
But will I come back?
For cake, with cats on Top -- any day!